Prank Joke Phone Calls. Interactive Wind Up Jokes for the UK!

<body background="images/laugh.gif"> <div align="center"> <center> <table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="700" bordercolor="#99CCFF"> <tr> <td width="84" bordercolor="#3399FF"> </center> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="695"> <tr> <td><img border="0" src="images/hi.gif" width="84" height="125"></td> <td> <p align="center"><b><i><font color="#FF00FF" face="Arial Narrow" size="7">WIND UP CALL<br> </font><font face="Arial Narrow" size="6"><font color="#000000">Call Now: </font><font color="#ff0000">0906 111 5805</font></font></i><font face="Arial Narrow" color="#ffff00" size="4"><br> </font><font face="Arial Narrow" size="4" color="#000080">GET ONE OVER ON YOUR MATE <i>"BIG STYLE"</i> !</font></b></td> <td> <p align="right"><img border="0" src="images/hi2.gif"></td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> </div> <div align="center"> <center> <table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="700" bordercolor="#99CCFF"> <tr> <td bgcolor="#99CCFF"> <p align="center"><b><u><i><font size="4" color="#FF0000">The "Interactive" Joke Line - Even Works To Mobile Phones</font></i></u></b></td> </tr> </table> </center> </div> <div align="center"> <center> <table border="0" cellpadding="2" width="700"> <tr> <td width="111" valign="top" bgcolor="#99CCFF"> <table bgcolor="#99CCFF" width="125"> <tr> <td width="10"><img height="14" src="images/arrow_nav.gif" width="10"></td> <td bordercolor="#3399FF" width="101"><b><a href="wind_ups.htm"><font color="#000000">The Wind Ups</font></a></b></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="10"><img height="14" src="images/arrow_nav.gif" width="10"></td> <td width="101"><b><a href="how_it_works.htm"><font color="#000000">How It Works</font></a></b></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="10"><img height="14" src="images/arrow_nav.gif" width="10"></td> <td width="101"><b><a href="audio_samples.htm"><font color="#000000">Audio Samples</font></a></b></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="10"><img height="14" src="images/arrow_nav.gif" width="10"></td> <td width="101"><b><a href="links.htm"><font color="#000000">Links</font></a></b></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="10"><img height="14" src="images/arrow_nav.gif" width="10"></td> <td width="101"><b><a href="contact_us.htm"><font color="#000000">Contact Us</font></a></b></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="10"><img height="14" src="images/arrow_nav.gif" width="10"></td> <td width="101"><b><a href="index.htm"><font color="#000000">Home Page</font></a></b></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="10"> </td> <td width="101"> </td> </tr> </table> <p align="center"><br>  <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript" SRC="http://servedby.advertising.com/site=690298/size=120060/bnum=47660780/optn=1"> </script> <NOSCRIPT> </noscript>  </p> </td> <td width="585"><b>Welcome to Wind Up Call.<br> <br> Wind Up call is an hilarious windup phone call service which are unique because our jokes are fully interactive, using artificial intelligence to respond to whatever the victim says - just like a real conversation!<br> <br> These aren't static joke line scripts with cunning pauses - our computers listen to what your victim is saying and respond accordingly. So, if the victim swears, they'll be told to mind their language. If they ask if it's a joke, they'll be told to take it a bit more seriously.  We even call them back if they hang up!!!!<br> <br> There really is nothing as convincing as our hilarious windup calls.</b> <div class="white"> <i><b>Our practical jokes have all the latest features -</b></i> </div> <table cellSpacing="0" cellPadding="2" border="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td vAlign="top" colSpan="2" height="6"></td> </tr> <tr> <td vAlign="top"><img alt="'eavesdrop' facility - you can hear them but they can't hear you" src="images/bullet.gif" border="0"></td> <th vAlign="top" align="left"> <div class="body"> 'eavesdrop' facility - you can hear them but they can't hear you </div> </th> </tr> <tr> <td vAlign="top"><img alt="Listen to samples of your previously executed windups - we keep it all on file!" src="images/bullet.gif" border="0"></td> <th vAlign="top" align="left"> <div class="body"> Listen to samples of your previously executed windups - we keep it all on file! </div> </th> </tr> <tr> <td vAlign="top"><img alt="Sample studio - so you can hear the joke before you play it" src="images/bullet.gif" border="0"></td> <th vAlign="top" align="left"> <div class="body"> Sample studio - so you can hear the joke before you play it </div> </th> </tr> <tr> <td vAlign="top"><img alt="Hall Of Fame - the funniest windups recorded for posterity" src="images/bullet.gif" border="0"></td> <th vAlign="top" align="left"> <div class="body"> Hall Of Fame - the funniest windups recorded for posterity </div> </th> </tr> <tr> <td vAlign="top"><img alt="Answerphone feature - if they're not in, leave a windup on their voice mail" src="images/bullet.gif" border="0"></td> <th vAlign="top" align="left"> <div class="body"> Answerphone feature - if they're not in, leave a windup on their voice mail </div> </th> </tr> <tr> <td vAlign="top"><img alt="Dropped call feature - if they hang up, we can phone them back and tell them they don't get out of it so easily!" src="images/bullet.gif" border="0"></td> <th vAlign="top" align="left"> <div class="body"> Dropped call feature - if they hang up, we can phone them back and tell them they don't get out of it so easily! </div> </th> </tr> <tr> <td vAlign="top"><img alt="Works for Landlines and mobiles" src="images/bullet.gif" border="0"></td> <th vAlign="top" align="left"> <div class="body"> Works for Landlines and mobiles </div> </th> </tr> <tr> <td vAlign="top"><img alt="Professionally written and recorded, using top actors" src="images/bullet.gif" border="0"></td> <th vAlign="top" align="left"> <div class="body"> Professionally written and recorded, using top actors </div> </th> </tr> <tr> <td vAlign="top"><img alt="Huge range of material for men and women, young and old - no-one escapes our clutches!" src="images/bullet.gif" border="0"></td> <th vAlign="top" align="left"> <div class="body"> Huge range of material for men and women, young and old - no-one escapes our clutches!<br> </div> </th> </tr> </tbody> </table> <p><b> Phone now <font color="#FF0000"> 0906 111 5805</font> and remember, you can hear them but they can't here you!<br> <br> Even works to mobile phones.</b></p> <p align="left"><b>Wind up phone calls with our prank phone messages. Choose from a range of practical jokes and pranks!</b></p><p align="center"><b>Play a prank on your friends with our wind up joke messages</b></p><p align="left">Here's what you do simply call our prank hotline on the number shown and listen to our list of fantastic "wind-up calls" and practical jokes. Follow the easy step by step instructions and have the best laugh ever as your friend receives the call from our prank phone calls service - you hear all that's said -but they can't hear you!!  no matter how loud you laugh !!</p><p align="left"><b>Now, </b>call the number to select your "prank" joke phone call topic. Follow the instructions and have the biggest laugh at your mate's reactions to the call from our service.</p><p align="left"><b>Remember you <u>can</u> hear him!! - but He <u>can't</u> hear you !!!</b></p><p align="left"><b>and now you can put it through to a mobile phone!</b></p><p align="left"><b>Play a practical joke on your friends with our wind up phone calls today.</b></p></td> </tr> </table> </center> </div> <p align="center"><font face="Arial Narrow" size="2">Calls to the Wind Up Call cost no more than Ł1.50 per minute at all times<br> Please seek the bill payers permission before calling.</font></p> <p align="center"> <a target="_top" href="http://w.extreme-dm.com/?login=winupcal"> <img src="http://w1.extreme-dm.com/i.gif" height=0 border=0 width=1 alt=""></a><script language="javascript1.2"> </script><script language="javascript"> </script><noscript><img height=1 width=1 alt="" src="http://w0.extreme-dm.com/0.gif?tag=winupcal&j=n"></noscript> </body>