| 1. Sex Survey |
| Interactive survey on sexual habits and preferences which gets more and more outrageous as it goes on. |
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| 2. Win A Million on TV |
| The victim has been selected to appear on a new TV game show with a top prize of two million pounds. And that's not all - to ensure the game is a massive hit, the show's producers want to make sure there's a two million pound winner on the first show - and they've chosen your victim. Will they be gullible enough to believe it? |
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| 3. You Got My Daughter Pregnant |
| The classic windup - Graham Adams is outraged. Your victim got his daughter pregnant and he's demanding to know if he's going to make an honest woman of her! |
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| 4. Hardcore Reality TV |
| An outrageous Australian TV producer invites your victim to appear on the latest reality TV sensation. The show is designed to tempt the victim with all sorts of sexy enticements - and they can only win if they can resist! |
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| 5. Drugs Awareness Survey |
| Your victim is asked to take part in a drugs awareness survey - but the questions are off-the-wall and they may reveal that they know more than they should! |
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| 6. Minor Offences Bureau Trial By Telephone |
| Your victim is called by the Minor Offences Bureau - a new government initiative designed to try minor offences direct over the phone. Will the victim admit to their heinous crimes or try to maintain their innocence? |
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| 7. Inland Revenue |
| Your victim gets a call from the Revenue informing them that they've racked up a £20,000 tax bill. Are they gullible enough to fall for it? |
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| 8. Love Quiz |
| Find out your victim's attitude to love and relationships in this 'Ali G'-style survey. Are they a Lover, Lover or just rude? |
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| 9. You've Been Caught Downloading Internet Porn |
| Your victim gets a phone call from their ISP - they've been caught surfing the internet for porn and have managed to pass a computer virus on to their ISP by doing so. The only way to solve it is to admit what sites they've been on! |
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| 10. STD Clinic |
| A recent patient at the Grove Square Clinic has named your victim as a recent sexual partner. Would they like to come in for some tests? |
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| 11. Sewage Plant |
| The council are building a sewage plant just down the road from your victim's house. The council have called to see if they object to the plans... |
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| 12. Car Insurance Revoked |
| Your victim gets a stiff warning from the National Motor Insurance Watchdog not to drive home tonight because they won't be insured to drive. The perfect wind-up for anyone fanatical about their car! |
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| 13. There's £1 million in your bank account |
| There's been a deposit of £1 million into your victim's bank account. But don't celebrate just yet - the authorities are suspicious and they're demanding to know where it's come from. |
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| 14. Idiot Phone Engineer |
| A phone engineer wants some help to test some voice recognition software – except that he consistently gets it wrong - with hilarious results! |
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| 15. Model Idol |
| Your victim has been selected for the first round of Model Idol - the latest fame TV competition. However - first they'll have to prove that they're prepared to do the daftest things to succeed! |
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| 16. Boyband Video |
| Your victim has been invited to star in the video for a brand new boy band. She'll get to sing on stage and snog the guys - but she'll have to do some outrageous screen tests first! |
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| 17. You're Live On Air |
| Your victim is phoned by a shock US Radio DJ and offered the chance to win a free holiday to Los Angeles. They can win if they answer a few questions - and put up with the shock jock's constant insults! |
